best-amateur-legs asked: I guess I'll go in descending order: 1) I'll be your cuddle buddy! 2) That thing you posted from the book, I love the first one 3) The Hulk sounds pretty awesome 4) Your legs!!!!!

1) Yay! No longer on my own. 2) The first one does sound good till you imagine a stilleto in the balls. 3) I think they all sound pretty good. And 4) I have two of them yes!

Dad’s just sent me a list of things I’ll need for Download, bloooody hell XD 

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Ooh dear lord he’s put on some weight, I’m glad I slept with him when his body was still rather nice xD 

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Not liking this unable to sleep business that’s been going on. I don’t wish to spend the rest of my life not being able to sleep whilst sober.

I need to buy more pills. And booze. Preferably both of them stronger than what I’m currently on as well.

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Russian Grannies to win the Eurovision :P

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Got such a busy two weeks coming up;
Monday at college 8am - 8pm.
Tuesday - Thursday at college 9am - 10pm.
Friday at college 3pm - 10pm then a night out and sleeping in a travelodge.
Saturday I start work at OsFest about 9am through till Sunday about 11pm.
Wednesday night out in Chester.
Then Friday about 8am till Monday midday I’m at Download festival.
Then I’m back at college on the Tuesday xD

Loving the sun :)

Loving the sun :)