Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog
I imagine that in their heads they’re like
THAT IS DOG
I AM DOG
DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
(via time-lord-swag)
Hah I also almost answered with ‘Are you asking for now or for once you’ve finished work?’ ;D ;D when asked if I wanted a drink. Blimmin ‘ell.
Finding yourself closely studying the tattoos and freckles on your hair dressers arms as he cuts your hair is not the best. Nor is saying something you know will make him do that unbelievably adorable little giggle thing he does. Or spending most of the time there going through all the for and againsts to support my co workers beliefs that my hair dresser is gay. I can confirm from said dispute in my head that he isn’t :P Arghhhhh!
this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
(Source: babylizard, via osxdude)
I have fiiiinally stopped bleeding, meaning one of two things has happened. Either my injection has started actually working, or there is absolutely nothing left of my womb and its just silently crying to itself. I’ll soon find out…
Oh my god my temperature is all over the place and my boobs are hurting and I’ve been wanting to cry then wanting to run about then I’m really horny then I just want to get on a train and go away for a bit and dear lord this injection is just making me a bit all over the place. I hope it calms down after a little bit.
oilbeefhooked asked: i miss your teeny face! we must go out soon and get so plastered we can't see and maybe see michael ball again! :p <3
Yeahhhhh I wanna get plastered! :D :D Well good idea! :P I’m like, dying from a cold at the moment though :( bleghhhhhhh
(Source: idioticworlld, via fuckyeahlaughters)
I always enjoy letters from my gynecologist, especially when they include a leaflet on cancer screening and the procedures taken for women diagnosed with CIN. Fuck.
(via jts9982)
In my household, if you choke its more likely you’ll be laughed at rather than helped.
Nobody has spoke to me on here in a while, drop me a note in my ask box :P
Literally for the past three or four months I have been constantly tired, cold, had a constant headache and I’ve been constantly bleeding. I feel like shit.
Off to a christening today :P
